The Thaw Generation

Monday, October 02, 2006

"If they love each other so goddamn much, why don't they just get married and live happily ever fucking after?"

Nation Sickened By Sight Of Happy Young Couple

The Onion

Nation Sickened By Sight Of Happy Young Couple

WASHINGTON, DC—Three states have already passed "Get A Room" ordinances to combat the Oak Park, IL couple's playful nudging and incessant hand-holding.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Thanks! Thanks a Fucking Bunch!

So, today I read this.





















That's pretty much it.

I am speechless. Really, Ruddock has outdone himself.

For those of you too lazy to read the article, here is the highlight:

- Philly R., says that, "I don't regard sleep deprivation as torture. I've not heard it being put in that way."

What a toss-monkey. In situations like these I wish that I had more than expletives. But unfortunately due to my complete distraction at present by Hugh Grant in Love Actually, all I can give you is made-up swears.

All I can say is, I am so sorry that I am part of a nation that appears to have voted in a government that seems to think that it is appropriate to put a man like Phillip Ruddock
in the position of Attorney-General and send him out to make these kind of completely outrageous statements.

Recently Little Johnny has been going on and on about the necessity of proper history classes for our young'ns. Maybe Philly R. could be enrolled and forced to read all three volumes of Solzhenitsyn's Gulag Archipelago.

What a cunt.